i permit you to call me
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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