Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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