He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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Fuck
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
smell my finger.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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