she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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