We need to start having sex underwater more often.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
