Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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