you would pick up someone in the library
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
