But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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