And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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