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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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