I must be too annoying 4 u.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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