Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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