So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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