He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We need to rekindle our bromance
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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