You're completely useless in the revolution.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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