i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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