So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Randomize
