Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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