the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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