Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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