After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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