Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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