she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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