he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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