DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Shame is for Republicans.
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