His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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