I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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