I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
