Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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