Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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