You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Randomize
