absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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