Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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