so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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