Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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