the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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