Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I forget how to act sober
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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