If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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