who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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