I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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