Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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