don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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