I wish i was in the wii world.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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