I heard we made out
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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