she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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