: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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