I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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