I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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