we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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