Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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