I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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