Its about making memories worth repressing
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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